A slice of heaven. I was just at home having some dots...., this hammered cuzzie is as pearler as a nuclear-free Undie 500. Mean while, in a waka, Rangi and Cardigan Bay were up to no good with a bunch of chronic kiwis. The thermo-nuclear force of his burning my Vogel's was on par with Bazza's beautiful cheese on toast. Put the jug on will you bro, all these mean as pinapple lumps can wait till later. The first prize for preparing the hungi goes to... the Armed Offenders Squad and his kiwi as kea, what a sad guy.

Bro, lamingtons are really pretty suss good with beaut All Blacks, aye. You have no idea how carked it our heaps good Tuis were aye. Every time I see those primo wekas it's like Rangitoto Island all over again aye, see you right. Anyway, Mr Whippy is just James and the Giant Peach in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start munting with the craft supplies, mate. I'm not here to frack spiders, Speights, pride of the south for over 100 years. After the Longest Drink in Town is skived off, you add all the snarky vivids to the milk you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed rip-off kai moanas to participate in the global conversation of sweet toasted sandwiches. Pavalova is definitely not Australian, can't handle the jandle, but. The next Generation of crook manuses have already munted over at Castle Hill.

Chur bro, right as rain, always blow on the pie. What's the hurry Maui? There's plenty of giant wekas in Queenstown. The op shop holds the most rough as guts community in the country.. A Taniwha was whale watching when the dodgy making scones event occured.

On the piss, this bloody housie is as stuffed as a stink brain drain. Mean while, in the bushes, John Key and The Topp Twins were up to no good with a bunch of buzzy can of Watties Baked Beanss. The shithouse force of his boiling-up was on par with Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy's hard case wifebeater singlet. Put the jug on will you bro, all these pretty suss pohutukawas can wait till later.

Don't be a sad guy, share Kiwipsum with your friends