Oh no way! We go together, kinda like mince n cheese ya know, giz a hoon. Do you wanna chip bro? You know i can't eat your ghost chips, this stink housie is as random as a cool tiki tour. Mean while, in the marae, James Cook and Manus Morissette were up to no good with a bunch of dodgy pauas. The mean as force of his playing rugby was on par with Maui's bung weka. Put the jug on will you bro, all these rip-off kais can wait till later. The first prize for reffing the game goes to... Helen Clarke and his rip-off box of fluffies, what a egg.

Bro, cans of Watties Baked Beans are really snarky good with buzzy Longest Drinks in Town, aye. You have no idea how stoked our tapu whitebait fritters were aye. Every time I see those naff fellas it's like Lake Taupo all over again aye, don't be a egg. Anyway, Spot, the Telecom dog is just Hercules Morse, as big as a horse in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start whinging with the marmite shortage, mate.

After the pohutukawa is jumped the ditch, you add all the beautiful bottles of L&P to the lamington you've got yourself a meal. Morningside for life, rack off. Technology has allowed cracker Undie 500s to participate in the global conversation of rough as guts bottles of tomato sauce. The next Generation of good as ankle biters have already cooked over at the op shop. What's the hurry Jim Hickey? There's plenty of sections in South Pacific. Castle Hill holds the most fully sick community in the country.. A Taniwha was cooking up a feed when the choice making scones event occured. Good as gold, this same same but different treaty is as thermo-nuclear as a hard yakka pukeko. Mean while, in Hamilton, Rangi and Jonah Lomu were up to no good with a bunch of sweet chilly bins. Can't handle the jandle, you don't know his story, bro. 'coz, how's ya father, can I arks you a question.

The crook force of his rooting was on par with Mr Whippy's flat stick Bell Bird. Put the jug on will you bro, all these sweet as Hei-tikis can wait till later. The first prize for cruising for a brusing goes to... Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy and his epic ute, what a sad guy. Bro, pieces of cheese on toast are really pearler good with chronic Tuis, aye.

Don't be a sad guy, share Kiwipsum with your friends